Most people say you ought to start of things on a happy note.. well i say screw you!if you have ever come across those inhuman,ever smiling b*****ds who look you in the eye and say "we are here to help you. trust us!just give us your money!" you will know exactly where i am coming from.
Do they breed these people in a underground secret bunker where they take oaths to make sure they make other peoples lives miserable.
Even more,what do think are the criterias to join this lot?
i am sure it goes something like this:
1) they have to prove themselves to be absolute conniving b*****ds
-steal an old womans kitty while you are having tea with her(for gods sake , she offered you sandwiches)
- tell the plain woman that her breast are too small, make her get transplants and then use her to stay afloat while your cruise ship sinks behind you(the cruise that she paid for ofcourse)
2) have to have the perfect set of teeth(or the worse set ever) anything to get your mind of what they are saying .
3)they have to have a twitch or a huge mole or are radiantly hansome/beautifully.( its the plain normal ones we ought to trust)
4) their records say they are compulsive liars.
5)they end every sentence with "trust me"
-"its going to be alright , trust me!"
-"of course you can fly, trust me!"
-"humans have 9 lives too, trust me!"
-"sharks are vegetarians, trust me!"
6)they have the crappiest sense of humour (somehow everything is funny, including your money going down the drain.)
7)everyone you mention is, funnily, a rather close friend of theirs.
- "oh the prez.. sure we are 'langotiya yaars."
- "mr khilip potler, the author, best buds we are."
- "God almighty u say! sure i know him, we play golf every sunday."
sigh i give up .... so these are the things that come to my mind when i think about these money swindeling b*****ds who come in with their fancy clothes and jazzy smile, take away all you have and leave you with nothing
what i have noticed here ofcourse is a pattern in the above mentioned traits. do feel free to add in more...."burn u scums, buuuuuurrrnnnnnnn!"
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Hey! Nice.....let me guess who this is about?? A three letter word comes to mind. Hope I'm right!
you would be rite now wouldnt u!!!who else would it be... the others seem like angels in comparison.
hmmm.... bev, ever heard of a punching bag... it reduces stress :D
valium does it too, so does vykadin, or good ol' whiskey :P
the next time u have an issue, contact the right ppl... namely me and i shall 'clean' (insert shady ahem here) ur problem
cheers.
hehehhe .. dont ;like whiskey much.. but will keep what you say in mind what you say .. should warn you that were i to take your offer you would be up against some very evil(and i think horny gay!) people.. now see i can fight a safe battle. you on the other hand..
sexyyyyyyyyy!!!! feelings r mutual!!!!
i gonna go out on a limb here are say... "you're not having a good day are you?"
you are intuitive Mr. dias...how do u do that pray tell!!!???
hehe... "whipped" it completely dint ya... i guess every dawg has his day... ur lucky u can write so beautifully, expressin ur thoughts "subtly"! loved it!
they dont say " the pen (or in this case the keyboard)is mightier than the sword" for nuthing ya know gurl.. hehehe.. but keep the flattery coming!!!!:)
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